Up my arsenal? Up YOUR Arsenal!

Posted by Ruckus on Thursday, January 20, 2005

Warning: This post contains no references to World of Warcraft. Except the one I just made.

The last few weeks have found me busy with work, but not so busy as to get some quality time in with Ratchet and Clank 3: Up Your Arsenal. I’m happy to report that this game is full of good graphics, mad action, and lots of references to the Full-Body Waxinator and Pocket Crotchetizer.

Let me list you some highlights:
- Mini-games and bonus quests abound across almost 20 worlds
- 20 weapons (with 5 upgraded levels each) and 10 gadgets to cause maximum chaos
- Join forces with Captain Quark and his mighty Q-Force
- Two words: LAWN NINJAS!

The big upgrade to this franchise is the multi-player mode either online or with a single box. While the single player isn’t as full feeling as R&C2: Going Commando, the multi-player mode is crazy fun. If you haven’t played this series, you should.

Let me slap you with some “borrowed” screen shots: (you should look at the originals, they’re not much bigger but the graphic quality is much more representative)


Hi! My name is Ratchet and this is my wrench.


Mmm…shock cannony goodness


This is how I keep my minions in line.

Extreme Warcraft

Posted by Mike G on Sunday, January 16, 2005

One of my favorite parts of World of Warcraft is jumping off stuff. The other day I found a diving board of all things. And so the scene was set. I went down below and had Jeff just jump right off. Now if we can only get a diving mini-game. I wouldn’t put it past Blizzard.


Cannonball!

Later I was looking for some metal in the mountains and didn’t feel like walking down so I found the quickest way down I could. Looks like those little kobolds, they are like flies to Vigo.


No Fear

All that excitement made me tired….


Naptime

See, doesn’t this all look like fun? But Tim, I can only show you the door.

One in the same

Posted by Staque on Wednesday, January 12, 2005

Well since a lot of the folks on here are the same geeks I knew at Berklee, I got something that is both music and game based http://gprime.net/images/mariopiano/ .

Vice Shitty

Posted by Dodongo on Wednesday, January 12, 2005


Fun with cars

Okay, I understand why GTA: Vice City should be considered a great game. It’s interactive, it’s detailed, it’s non-linear, it’s got an all star cast, it’s entertaining for hours without even doing any missions, but did anyone else here find the gameplay and camera control horrendous? I think Simpsons: Hit and Run had much better of both and it came out before this!

When you’re driving things are fine, but as soon as you head out on foot it becomes really annoying. Tommy only seems to move in up, down, left, right directions despite using an analog controller. His jumping is pathetic and you can’t control the camera while running so it’s really hard to see what’s going on. It makes the game a lot less engaging for me because I never feel like I’m in control. Half the time I can’t even see who I’m shooting at or who’s shooting at me.

Another annoyance is the save system. It uses a safe point that half the time is on the other side of the city so if you happen to accidentally run over a cop on your way to save and get busted, you either have to buy all your weapons again or redo the mission. I had finally completed a mission where I gun down a bunch of thugs with an awesome assault rifle and then chase down some baddy on a motorbike only to accidentally pick up a fallen motorcycle outside my safe point in front of a cop who instantly busted me. Now I’ve lost all my weapons.

Thirdly, the graphics on the Xbox look like ass. Everything is choppy and drab looking. Has anyone here played both the PC and console versions of this? I’d be interested to hear how they differ. I might opt to borrow the PC version instead.

So far I’m having the most fun just experiencing a world populated by idiots. I enjoy parking cars in their paths and watching how they attempt to get around them. Some will just sit there indefinitely while others crash into them as if they weren’t there. When I go on a killing spree at the mall, the cops seem unable to come after me effectively. I can hear them outside crashing their cars into the building in an attempt to bring the structure down around me, but few make it on foot to where I am. People repeatedly run into walls when I approach them with a chainsaw. It reminds me of playing Black and White where the structured game wasn’t fun but you spent hours watching the random acts the AI decided to perform. It’s fascinating in a scientific experiment sort of way.

My favorite thing right now is crashing my car into the backs of motorcycles and watching how far I can catapult the driver.

What’s that Tim?

Posted by Mike G on Tuesday, January 11, 2005

Can't Hear You

I can’t hear you, my gryphon’s giant wings are making too much noise.

Life after MMORPGs…

Posted by Dodongo on Monday, January 10, 2005


Hello? HELLO? Is anyone NOT playing World of Warcraft?
I’m hungry and lonely…

Eat my Explosive Shorts

Posted by Dodongo on Thursday, January 6, 2005


“Homer Angry! Homer smash!”

Simpsons: Hit & Run has eaten the bomb. I must say I haven’t attacked a game so hard since the Summer Games days. I played it for hours and hours every day since I got home from Xmas despite being really ill. Not only did I finish the story missions, but I also finished all 7 bonus missions, all 21 street races, and found all 49 collector cards.

After you find the collector cards you can trade them with Comic Book Guy for a ticket to see an exclusive Itchy and Scratchy cartoon


The cartoon was extra cool because it was in cel shaded 2D/3D!

The game has lots of replay value as it allows you to revisit each level and mission. I only wish they would track your race times as it’d make it more fun to replay the races after you unlock faster vehicles. Still, a great game through and through and definitely worth playing. You can probably get it for under $20 new, so what are you waiting for!

Now to finish Everything or Nothing!

We’re Sorry Mario, But Our Princess is in Another Castle

Posted by Mike G on Wednesday, January 5, 2005

Left Out

So I am finally done helping my pop get his new machine running and I am all set to start playing World of Warcraft for the night. Wouldn’t you know it, they are having login issues. Thing is, everyone else logged in earlier so they are all playing, and I’m not!

So I went looking in the forums to find out more about the servers in general and I came upon this thread:

Ksengage:
Login Issuse | 1/5/2005 6:59:05 PM PST
Umfor some reason me and a Few others on my Guild can’t Login…. like one of them got all the way connected and it disconnected them??? We are on Magtheridon Server? any ideas.

Luciuss
1/5 Login Issues | 1/5/2005 6:45:26 PM PST
We are currently investigating the reasons behind the login problem. We apologize for the inconvenience. Updates will be posted as soon as we have more information. Thank you for bearing with us!
Luciuss
Senior Game Master
World of Warcraft

Ksengage:
Re: Login Issuse | 1/5/2005 7:02:41 PM PST
Moonguard of Elune Will Own You!!!

Oh Ksengage, you poet you…

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