During this evening’s epic World of Warcraft stuggle (of which I was not a part) a certain Chicagoan who will reamain nameless, let’s just call him “S.D.” for the time being, began a slur campaign against me and my desire to run a pigfarm. I believe he mentioned the words ‘retarded’ and ‘pig’.
My hand has been forced.
As a result, I would like to unveil my images of a retarded pig and a retarded man and let you all decide for yourselves, who really is the weakest link:

The Retarded Pig

Steve

Once upon a time, Jeff liked video games. He was a young man. Then Jeff grew up and he fell in love with Erin. He didn’t play video games as much. He spent time with Erin. They talked and laughed and went out together. Jeff even went RUNNING with Erin!
Then one day, the evil video game monster, World of Warcraft we call him, reared his ugly head. Jeff played and played and ignored Erin while she watched TV. It was a sad time.
Her sadness caused her to leave him and start a small pigfarm in Montana.
The End.

So Monday is Piggie’s Birthday. I am just posting this because Jeff said he likes to see updates on Eat My Bomb as often as possible. I would also like everyone to know that his one request for a birthday gift was my sister with her top off.
So there you have it.
The lines are now open.

I destroyed roller coaster tycoon tonight with my award-winning park “Damn Good”. Check out my two biggest money-making rides, my roller coasters “Baby Fat” and “The Excitable Woman”.

Several of the other rides, namely “No Fun”, my ferris wheel and “Turtleneck”, my scrambler ride, had to be shut down for loss of profits.

But thank God the swinging ship ride, “Ladling Soup” and the slide, “Everybody Wins” were there to consistently satisfy the crowds.

Final Score:
$8694 park value
652 guests
1 Panda Bear

Check out these pigs.
I encountered them while playing Hitman 2: Silent Assassin.

I played 5 minutes of Splinter Cell tonight.
End of post.