Stumped
Ehhhhh…. Nubian!
Episode One is done. I’ve got lots of pictures to post soon. I hope Ryan hurries up and finishes so I can lay down some mad spoilers. I’ll be like SPOIL…SPOIL…SPOIL…
Backpacking Through City 17
Barney posing in front of the Citadel at one of City 17’s new photo op points. Over the last few days, photo op signs have been popping up all around the city. This isn’t a good picture of Barney as he seems to have gotten something stuck up his ass.
Revitalizing the Tourism of City 17 - Step 1: Landmarks
Turn that unstable, explodey Citadel into a positive!
- Place photo op markers around the city where tourists can get the best view of City 17’s very own Aurora Borealis.
- Create and sell postcards depicting the Citadel’s glow by day, by night, during the holidays, and giving false hope to a small baby in desperate need of a miracle cure.
- Allow local merchants to sell pieces of the building that have fallen off as well as miniature sculptures of the Citadel with orange and red LEDs on the top.
- Launch advertising campaign on billboards, trade publications, and those monitor thingy’s that are all over the city.
The wonder and spectacle of the Citadel will boost a positive, majestic image of City 17 while drawing attention away from the political struggles and desolation surrounding it. For further instructions, please refer to section 14J in your “Post Apocalypse Plan-o-gram”.
