Comments on: Merry X-mas http://www.eatmybomb.com/archives/950 Did you remember to have fun today? Thu, 20 Nov 2008 17:36:17 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.0.1 by: DevilsAdvocate http://www.eatmybomb.com/archives/950#comment-1967 Tue, 26 Dec 2006 22:28:15 +0000 http://www.eatmybomb.com/archives/950#comment-1967 Tritone - you surely have nothing to fear now that I am a fellow Xbox360 owner. History has shown that my review skills are somewhat lagging. Take, for instance, my still unseen video review on Call of Cthulu from April of this year. I'll relegate myself to review copies of My Pretty Pony and Professor Funbottom’s Sexy Sudoku until I can break my PC habit. On a serious note: It’s extremely liberating to be able to turn on a machine and be gaming in under 2 minutes…..and the hum of the Xbox is slightly less than the ‘jet engine in a wind tunnel’ noise of my full tower PC, so that’s nice. Tritone - you surely have nothing to fear now that I am a fellow Xbox360 owner. History has shown that my review skills are somewhat lagging. Take, for instance, my still unseen video review on Call of Cthulu from April of this year. I’ll relegate myself to review copies of My Pretty Pony and Professor Funbottom’s Sexy Sudoku until I can break my PC habit.

On a serious note: It’s extremely liberating to be able to turn on a machine and be gaming in under 2 minutes…..and the hum of the Xbox is slightly less than the ‘jet engine in a wind tunnel’ noise of my full tower PC, so that’s nice.

]]> by: Denalan http://www.eatmybomb.com/archives/950#comment-1965 Tue, 26 Dec 2006 16:55:33 +0000 http://www.eatmybomb.com/archives/950#comment-1965 Nice man!!! One word of caution: be careful not to get your pubes caught the drive while it is spinning. The '360 just loves to eat pubes. Nice man!!!

One word of caution: be careful not to get your pubes caught the drive while it is spinning. The ‘360 just loves to eat pubes.

]]> by: Tritone http://www.eatmybomb.com/archives/950#comment-1962 Tue, 26 Dec 2006 04:59:06 +0000 http://www.eatmybomb.com/archives/950#comment-1962 My joy for you, is tempered, I must admit, by a little sadness, as I must relinquish my standing as the sole EMB editor with an XBox 360. Just remember, that loud grinding noise is the...360 purring...like the wild feline she is, and the burning smell is the fragrance of...oh hell, it's just the processor overheating, man. You'll get used to it. Ah, well, I will take comfort and solace in the two Sony products that *I* received this holiday...a PSP and another little item that has three letters...P and an S...and a 3. Oh yeah... That's right, it's the Sony Prostate Scout 3, the "digital home colonoscopy kit." My fault, I should have been a little more specific about what PS3 meant. Joyeaux Noel, indeed. My joy for you, is tempered, I must admit, by a little sadness, as I must relinquish my standing as the sole EMB editor with an XBox 360. Just remember, that loud grinding noise is the…360 purring…like the wild feline she is, and the burning smell is the fragrance of…oh hell, it’s just the processor overheating, man. You’ll get used to it.

Ah, well, I will take comfort and solace in the two Sony products that *I* received this holiday…a PSP and another little item that has three letters…P and an S…and a 3. Oh yeah…

That’s right, it’s the Sony Prostate Scout 3, the “digital home colonoscopy kit.” My fault, I should have been a little more specific about what PS3 meant.

Joyeaux Noel, indeed.

]]> by: Scrimpnut http://www.eatmybomb.com/archives/950#comment-1961 Tue, 26 Dec 2006 03:35:55 +0000 http://www.eatmybomb.com/archives/950#comment-1961 I like that you got the "Red Wine Package" of the Xbox 360. Nicely done. I like that you got the “Red Wine Package” of the Xbox 360. Nicely done.

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