The Dude has got No Mercy

Pestilence, the gift that keeps on giving…..
I have developed an acute addiction to Warhammer 40K:Dawn of War - Dark Crusade. And in this holiday season, I can see how the Necron Lord of Kronus is just like Santas Claus…..if Santa only had one list…….and it was titled “Things to Kill.”
Thank goodness Brixtone helped me out and forced me to buy Battlefield 2142….?
I wonder if I can get some holiday shopping done in-game, what with all that fancy advertising EA has.