Oblivious

[the following is an excerpt from the speech given by the president of JoWood to the team responsible for GOTHIC 3. Translated]
Gentlemen–und fraulein!–We are about to release GOTHIC 3 and let me tell you, the results of your efforts are impres…very…well, there are results. GOTHIC 3 is quite the…it is a…a…it is definitely a game. Heinrich! Put down that puppy and listen! We all know that this game will be compared to OBLIVION. It goes without saying that GOTHIC 3 is nothing like that far superior…um…much better…er…other game.
People nowadays have too many choices, so you wisely elected to allow the player no decisions at all when it comes to avatar customization. It’s my way, or the autobahn, eh Schmidt? Rolf, were you the model for the character? You are a handsome man, Rolf. What’s that? The model was Eva? Well, Eva, you are a handsome…man, too.
Ja, the eye gets fatigued by trying to take in too much detail, so again, wise choice in making those figure models look like shi…like out of focus…watercolor paintings? What about the missing textures on buildings? Ah, I understand–a way to get the player to use his imagination. Or hers. Increased immersion. All in all, I’d say your efforts…er..work…uh…time sitting at your desks was well sp…was used wisely…um…what the hell did you do for the past three years? What’s that, Klaus? F*** you,too.