Wow, this thing even staples!

Last night saw a crushing defeat of Team Mediocre (Denalan, Scrimpnut, and Selvaris) by Team Above-Average (Brixtone, Daedalus, and Dodongo). All the great components of multiplayer gaming were present including pre-game smack talk, a high body count, furious lead distribution, explosions, deadly snipers in high places, accusations of cheating, blaming the controller, and finally crying. The final round of the evening was such a blowout, Team Above-Average convened in the copy room to discuss its victory while also photocopying butt cheeks and rifles. It must be said that Denalan was absent for much of the final round and thus the victory is without complete satisfaction. Additionally, only seconds after this picture was taken, Scrimpnut came into the copy room and presented the crowd with a grenade killing everyone involved.

My sincere thanks to everyone involved for a great night of gaming and I look forward to the next outing.