Elaine! What are you doing here?

Agent 47 is back on the money train. In my latest Hitman: Contracts adventure, I got a chance to see how the other half lives…and dies. The contracts in the game are getting much more elaborate and complicated to execute. On this most recent job, I had to knock off the Beldingfords, a wealthy father and son at a hunting estate. Here you can see one of my targets sleeping with a woman who I assumed was his daughter (Making the target out to be an incestuous swine makes the job easier on me mentally). For some reason, these two don’t use sheets but maybe that comes with being filthy rich. The first time through I tried to poison the old fellow’s bedside milk but the noise woke him up and wouldn’t you know the bastard keeps a gun in his bed? Needless to say, I had to use excessive force and that’s just not the way I roll. On this reattempt, I quietly smothered the life out of him with a 360 thread count, 100% Giza Egyptian cotton pillow. I have nicknamed this method “The Softy”.

One great advance I’ve noticed in this latest installment of the Hitman series is that characters in the game take random paths when walking/patrolling. That means that you can’t always watch for a pattern in their movements. This forces the player to be constantly aware and ready to improvise. More to come as I continue to spoonfeed Hitman: Contracts the bomb.