‘Tard v. ‘Tard (let me know if I am offending anyone…)

Posted by Holycow on Thursday, November 10, 2005

During this evening’s epic World of Warcraft stuggle (of which I was not a part) a certain Chicagoan who will reamain nameless, let’s just call him “S.D.” for the time being, began a slur campaign against me and my desire to run a pigfarm. I believe he mentioned the words ‘retarded’ and ‘pig’.
My hand has been forced.
As a result, I would like to unveil my images of a retarded pig and a retarded man and let you all decide for yourselves, who really is the weakest link:

Retarded Pig
The Retarded Pig

Steve
Steve

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Comment by Dan M

11/10/2005 @ 9:46 am

AJ,

I have to say that in the past 2 weeks there has been a noticeable increase in the quality of your posts. Gone are the usual drunken ramblings and last minute “let’s-throw-feces-at-the-wall-and-call-it-art” rush jobs that have flavored your articles.

I also think the HolyCow pseudonym and avatar are a great way to distinguish the AJ editor of old from the newly reinvented cunning linguist before us.

However, I do have one request…can you tone down the references to your man-love for Jeff? Not that there’s anything wrong with that….

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Comment by Tim F

11/10/2005 @ 10:19 am

Thanks for labeling those. I would’ve been totally confused as to who was who.

PS - Retarded pigs make the best bacon. It’s true. Look it up.

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Comment by Scrimpnut

11/10/2005 @ 10:41 am

Is this what Jeff meant by OTT?

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Comment by Jeff S

11/10/2005 @ 10:54 am

Absolutely not. If the topic is retarded pigs, then comments related to retarded pigs are in order. To qualify my comment, let me just say that Steve looks so much different without the beard.

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Comment by Steve D

11/10/2005 @ 11:23 am

Hey, that’s not a fair comparison! The pig has obviously been given a makeover; it has a cute bow and has been to the dentist.

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