Fancy Meeting You Here

Once upon a time, Jeff liked video games. He was a young man. Then Jeff grew up and he fell in love with Erin. He didn’t play video games as much. He spent time with Erin. They talked and laughed and went out together. Jeff even went RUNNING with Erin!
Then one day, the evil video game monster, World of Warcraft we call him, reared his ugly head. Jeff played and played and ignored Erin while she watched TV. It was a sad time.
Her sadness caused her to leave him and start a small pigfarm in Montana.
The End.