Fancy Meeting You Here

Posted by Holycow on Thursday, November 3, 2005

Wee Piggies

Once upon a time, Jeff liked video games. He was a young man. Then Jeff grew up and he fell in love with Erin. He didn’t play video games as much. He spent time with Erin. They talked and laughed and went out together. Jeff even went RUNNING with Erin!
Then one day, the evil video game monster, World of Warcraft we call him, reared his ugly head. Jeff played and played and ignored Erin while she watched TV. It was a sad time.
Her sadness caused her to leave him and start a small pigfarm in Montana.
The End.

6 Comments »

Comment by Scrimpnut

11/3/2005 @ 9:46 am

Your story lost credibility when you said Jeff ran.

Comment by Dan M

11/3/2005 @ 10:31 am

Just think of all the disputes about “who gets to watch what” you get to dodge. The coveted remote control sits there uncontested for you enjoyment.

Of course, the other alternative is that if you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em. If you started playing today, you could catch up to Beth in no time and then the 2 of you could run around together being hit on by all of Azeroth.

The only commands you really need to remember to make an entire city stop what they’re doing are “/target Dorian” and “/kiss”.

Comment by Jeff S

11/3/2005 @ 11:10 am

I don’t know who this Jeff guy is, but he just got pwned.

Comment by A J

11/3/2005 @ 11:38 am

Thanks Erin.

ps - no need to thank me for giving up my post day for your article. I will save my non-existant review for next week. (phew!)

pps - next week : 101 things that will get you kicked off a WoW server in under a minute. Hessai’s special report!

Comment by Tim F

11/3/2005 @ 12:13 pm

“Going to Montana sooooon. Gonna be a piggy farm tycoooon”

Comment by Tim F

11/3/2005 @ 12:18 pm

No Zappa fans here?

huh.

Erin, this is why they call WoW “The Widow Maker”. They also package Cipro with the game for those unsightly bed sores it’s users get on their asses.

Expect a WOWA support group to form anytime now….

“Hi my name is Jeff and I’m a MMORPGaholic.”

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