Comments on: Sex is bad, guns are fine.

by: Tim

Tue, 02 Aug 2005 22:42:40 +0000

Dan, how are you ever going to make it through Gods of War if you can’t handle digital nipples?

by: Dan

Tue, 02 Aug 2005 22:24:43 +0000

I, uh, I’m really sorry about that outburst guys. I don’t want to kill anybody, certainly not my good friends at Eat My Bomb.

I just get so worked up when I see a digital nipple that I lose control and become a raving maniac. I mean, I don’t want to even scroll back up for fear of what might happen to my fragile mind.

I mean, it’s like you said, Tim. When we as as a society, um, what was it exactly that you wrote again? Hang on one sec…

I SAW IT AGAIN AND HE’S ON TOP OF HER JUST PLOWING AWAY. YOU’RE ALL GOING TO BURN IN HELL PIGFUCKERSSSSS!!!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH

by: Dan

Tue, 02 Aug 2005 22:17:38 +0000

Goddamn you Steve, who are you calling violent and repressed?!?

I’ll kill you!! I swear to god I’ll kill you all!!!

NOTHING WILL CONTAIN MY WRATH, SINNERS!!!!!

Amen

by: Steve

Tue, 02 Aug 2005 18:35:20 +0000

Great point Tim. Somehow it’s acceptable for kids to play a game where they can run around beating people up, stealing cars, and shooting random people in the face, but it’s completely unacceptable for kids to see animated sex. What are we teaching our kids? Things certainly seem a little bit backwards.

It’s no wonder we live in such a violent and repressed society.

by: Chris

Mon, 01 Aug 2005 14:14:16 +0000

I had a dream last night that EMB got slash-dotted because of something we’d written recently. And if hot, polygon on polygon action doesn’t do it, nothing will.

by: Tim

Mon, 01 Aug 2005 05:24:02 +0000

You mean ’cause I stole it?

by: Scrimpnut

Mon, 01 Aug 2005 02:04:38 +0000

Well if that screen pic doesn’t give legitmacy to this site, nothing will.