Comments on: Easy As Dell http://www.eatmybomb.com/archives/335 Did you remember to have fun today? Mon, 01 Dec 2008 16:15:11 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.0.1 by: Tim http://www.eatmybomb.com/archives/335#comment-1102 Fri, 22 Apr 2005 02:04:12 +0000 http://www.eatmybomb.com/archives/335#comment-1102 Yeah, I have two pope heads and a steeple. Yeah, I have two pope heads and a steeple.

]]> by: Chris http://www.eatmybomb.com/archives/335#comment-1099 Thu, 21 Apr 2005 14:04:03 +0000 http://www.eatmybomb.com/archives/335#comment-1099 Are any of the growths shaped like a holy person? Are any of the growths shaped like a holy person?

]]> by: Tim http://www.eatmybomb.com/archives/335#comment-1098 Thu, 21 Apr 2005 13:58:10 +0000 http://www.eatmybomb.com/archives/335#comment-1098 Oh yeah... That might also explain the groin growths... Oh yeah…

That might also explain the groin growths…

]]> by: Jeff http://www.eatmybomb.com/archives/335#comment-1097 Thu, 21 Apr 2005 13:42:08 +0000 http://www.eatmybomb.com/archives/335#comment-1097 Tim, do you think it may have something to do with that large electromagnet you keep under your coffee table? Tim, do you think it may have something to do with that large electromagnet you keep under your coffee table?

]]> by: squee http://www.eatmybomb.com/archives/335#comment-1095 Thu, 21 Apr 2005 03:08:09 +0000 http://www.eatmybomb.com/archives/335#comment-1095 Hey leave it on until the white glow is in the shape of John Paul II or some other dead guy. Then promptly sell on Ebay to any of a million idiots. Hey leave it on until the white glow is in the shape of John Paul II or some other dead guy. Then promptly sell on Ebay to any of a million idiots.

]]> by: Erin http://www.eatmybomb.com/archives/335#comment-1094 Thu, 21 Apr 2005 00:36:34 +0000 http://www.eatmybomb.com/archives/335#comment-1094 Jeebus Christ! Angelic music plays EVERYWHERE I go! Therefore, I probably wouldn't have noticed if my computer played it as well. Jeebus Christ! Angelic music plays EVERYWHERE I go! Therefore, I probably wouldn’t have noticed if my computer played it as well.

]]> by: Chris http://www.eatmybomb.com/archives/335#comment-1093 Wed, 20 Apr 2005 18:18:32 +0000 http://www.eatmybomb.com/archives/335#comment-1093 I don't remember his real name - or at least, what he told me his real name was. It's as likely that his name was Brad as it is that his name was Subhraminderigoshomay. Brad is easier to pronounce. I don’t remember his real name - or at least, what he told me his real name was. It’s as likely that his name was Brad as it is that his name was Subhraminderigoshomay. Brad is easier to pronounce.

]]> by: Tim http://www.eatmybomb.com/archives/335#comment-1092 Wed, 20 Apr 2005 17:25:52 +0000 http://www.eatmybomb.com/archives/335#comment-1092 Ha! Was the tech's name really Brad or are you cleverly referencing the infamous <a href="http://www.eatmybomb.com/games/?p=200" rel="nofollow">Brad?</a> Ha!

Was the tech’s name really Brad or are you cleverly referencing the infamous Brad?

]]> by: Chris http://www.eatmybomb.com/archives/335#comment-1091 Wed, 20 Apr 2005 17:17:11 +0000 http://www.eatmybomb.com/archives/335#comment-1091 Has anyone had a good experience with tech support? At any company? I once spent four hours on the phone with a Gateway tech playing the driver game until he had me unplug the cable adapter with the comment "Yeah, we shipped a whole bunch of defective adapters that are missing tines with that type of laptop." That fucker knew they'd shipped bad adapters, yet checking for the known flaw (which took me something like six seconds) was at the end of a four hour long list. Damn you, Brad. Has anyone had a good experience with tech support? At any company? I once spent four hours on the phone with a Gateway tech playing the driver game until he had me unplug the cable adapter with the comment “Yeah, we shipped a whole bunch of defective adapters that are missing tines with that type of laptop.”

That fucker knew they’d shipped bad adapters, yet checking for the known flaw (which took me something like six seconds) was at the end of a four hour long list.

Damn you, Brad.

]]> by: Tim http://www.eatmybomb.com/archives/335#comment-1090 Wed, 20 Apr 2005 16:26:12 +0000 http://www.eatmybomb.com/archives/335#comment-1090 Maybe Dell is really how they pronounced "hell" in bible times. "I'll be sent to the seventh level of Dell for this one!" If I owned the Virgin Mary Grilled Cheese I could afford a better laptop than this. I have noticed that angelic music plays whenever I start the computer up. Has anyone else experienced that? Maybe Dell is really how they pronounced “hell” in bible times.

“I’ll be sent to the seventh level of Dell for this one!”

If I owned the Virgin Mary Grilled Cheese I could afford a better laptop than this.

I have noticed that angelic music plays whenever I start the computer up. Has anyone else experienced that?

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