Comment by Chris

4/14/2005 @ 9:43 am

Y’all need to remember to file these posts with your name so we can keep track of who’s got more time to blog. Besides, if I want an EMB trashcan, how will I know where to go? Boston? New Orleans? Ann Arbor?

Comment by Jeff

4/14/2005 @ 10:50 am

Damn, we’re worldwide baby!

Comment by Tim

4/14/2005 @ 11:42 am

This is where we put our Secret Satan games after we’re finished.

Comment by Chris

4/14/2005 @ 1:23 pm

Since it’s topical, maybe I should take this opportunity to do something I’ve wanted to do for a while now: tell you all how bad my secret satan game is. Whirl Tour is what happens when someone, somewhere says to their buddy “we should make our own version of Tony Hawk: Underground, but we’ll change his skate board to a scooter so that we don’t have to pay licensing fees ” and then goes out and finds the finest of retarded monkeys to do the programming. I guess the game itself isn’t that terrible, but in order to advance to the final levels (and feed the bomb) you must accomplish all of the prior objectives including high scores for every level. This means that I’m finding that I actually have to become skilled in this game instead of just pressing my face to the grind stone. In fact, I must become skilled enough to string together chains of grinds, manuals, stunts, and arials without chucking the controller at the TV and cursing Ryan’s name to the sky. Which has happened.

Ryan: you are hereby promoted to rank of “NEMESIS” with all right and privileges thereof.