Comments on: I Need a Shower http://www.eatmybomb.com/archives/327 Did you remember to have fun today? Tue, 06 Jan 2009 05:25:04 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.0.1 by: Tim http://www.eatmybomb.com/archives/327#comment-1066 Tue, 12 Apr 2005 23:20:24 +0000 http://www.eatmybomb.com/archives/327#comment-1066 When you hear "Girls on trampolines" you think "hey! boobies!". When you SEE girls on trampolines you realize it's all about the panties... When you hear “Girls on trampolines” you think “hey! boobies!”.

When you SEE girls on trampolines you realize it’s all about the panties…

]]> by: Mike Gray http://www.eatmybomb.com/archives/327#comment-1065 Tue, 12 Apr 2005 22:27:47 +0000 http://www.eatmybomb.com/archives/327#comment-1065 It's crap on a stick. It’s crap on a stick.

]]> by: Jeff http://www.eatmybomb.com/archives/327#comment-1064 Tue, 12 Apr 2005 21:58:49 +0000 http://www.eatmybomb.com/archives/327#comment-1064 Seriously man. Is this a joke? Seriously man. Is this a joke?

]]> by: Tim http://www.eatmybomb.com/archives/327#comment-1063 Tue, 12 Apr 2005 21:19:22 +0000 http://www.eatmybomb.com/archives/327#comment-1063 It's fucking snowing outside. It’s fucking snowing outside.

]]> by: Jeff http://www.eatmybomb.com/archives/327#comment-1062 Tue, 12 Apr 2005 17:56:08 +0000 http://www.eatmybomb.com/archives/327#comment-1062 Big bjoobies and a flamethrower? This looks like a win. Big bjoobies and a flamethrower? This looks like a win.

]]> by: Dan M http://www.eatmybomb.com/archives/327#comment-1060 Tue, 12 Apr 2005 14:08:54 +0000 http://www.eatmybomb.com/archives/327#comment-1060 I understand that the N1PL processor that is going to be incorporated in the PS3, Revolution, and XboxWhateverTheFuckIt'sGoingToBeCalled has also been officially approved and endorsed for the DirectX 10 spec for inclusion on all next-gen graphic cards. The announcement follows on the heels of the <a HREF="http://www.geek.com/news/geeknews/2005Mar/bch20050310029514.htm" rel="nofollow">recently reported</a> PhysX "physics accelerator" chip. As you probably already know, the N1PL processor will remove the resource hog of "breast physics" from both the CPU and the GPU, as well as segregating it from the PhysX workload. N1PL will feature an advanced instruction set allowing the realistic simulation of not only natural breasts, but also showing movement differentiation between silicone and saline implants as well. The processor currently seems to be hampered by an inability to accurately model anything less than a C-cup, but this is not expected to be a relevant issue among either the develeopment or gaming communities and it is unlikely that resources will be allocated to correct the problem. Look for a hardware release to coincide with the next iterations in the "Dead or Alive" and "Tomb Raider" franchises. It is unconfirmed at this time whether or not the cards will ship with the "Girls on Trampolines" tech demo that will be prevalent at E3 2005 in May. I understand that the N1PL processor that is going to be incorporated in the PS3, Revolution, and XboxWhateverTheFuckIt’sGoingToBeCalled has also been officially approved and endorsed for the DirectX 10 spec for inclusion on all next-gen graphic cards. The announcement follows on the heels of the recently reported PhysX “physics accelerator” chip.

As you probably already know, the N1PL processor will remove the resource hog of “breast physics” from both the CPU and the GPU, as well as segregating it from the PhysX workload. N1PL will feature an advanced instruction set allowing the realistic simulation of not only natural breasts, but also showing movement differentiation between silicone and saline implants as well. The processor currently seems to be hampered by an inability to accurately model anything less than a C-cup, but this is not expected to be a relevant issue among either the develeopment or gaming communities and it is unlikely that resources will be allocated to correct the problem.

Look for a hardware release to coincide with the next iterations in the “Dead or Alive” and “Tomb Raider” franchises. It is unconfirmed at this time whether or not the cards will ship with the “Girls on Trampolines” tech demo that will be prevalent at E3 2005 in May.

]]> by: squee http://www.eatmybomb.com/archives/327#comment-1059 Tue, 12 Apr 2005 04:07:33 +0000 http://www.eatmybomb.com/archives/327#comment-1059 God I used to play that game when I grew out of Dungeons and Dragons. That game beer and the cure brings back many weird memories. Disintergration is the best album ever. Thank You Robert Smith God I used to play that game when I grew out of Dungeons and Dragons. That game beer and the cure brings back many weird memories. Disintergration is the best album ever. Thank You Robert Smith

]]> by: TimF http://www.eatmybomb.com/archives/327#comment-1058 Tue, 12 Apr 2005 03:28:36 +0000 http://www.eatmybomb.com/archives/327#comment-1058 It's good to see the lead singer of Jamiroquai is branching out into video games. Virtual Insanity indeed.... It’s good to see the lead singer of Jamiroquai is branching out into video games.

Virtual Insanity indeed….

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