I’ve been satanized. Ryan pimp slapped me with a game called “Whirl Tour” for the PS2 which, I have to say, looks awful. I can’t make game reports yet, but here are my first impressions:

1) It involves extreme sporting. On a Razr scooter. I generally find that anything invoking an extreme sport also invokes extreme crap, particuarly one that involves a six month extreme fad.

2) The main character is a roadie for a band. This game must suck so much that you can’t even be in the band, you have to be a roadie for the band. I anticipate the game play to involve handing out towels (extremely) and picking out the green M&M’s.

3) It advertises “30 hot music tracks from hip-hop to electronica.” Wow! Hip-hop AND electronica?! Putting those two together is sheer madness!

Damn you and your gaelic doubles, you brigand.