Mom,

That bastard Griff ran off with my credits after I gave him those Tach glands! Don’t worry, I’ve got plenty of money thanks to my Pazaak skills and endless rummaging through other people’s footlockers.

Korriban sucked. I had to lie my way into the Sith Academy just to see any of the great local attractions like Scoliosis Valley. They tried to arrest me for taking pictures so I ended up having to kill all the Sith and raid their tombs for artifacts. This turned out to be a mistake as the planet has a very high murder and pillage tax. I was forced to earn some extra cash teaching “Low-G Tap” lessons.

On our way to the Star Forge, our ship crash landed on a strange planet full of Wild Rancor. It took forever to get the ship repaired and as there was absolutely nothing to do on the planet we were forced to kill all the Rancor for sport. Unfortunately, we did not have the proper papers to hunt with lasers so I had to yet again work off my debt; this time as a model for Bose “Space-Time Continuum Cancelling Headphones“. They actually transport you to the exact time and place the recording was made! Eventually, we made it to the Star Forge. Now if I can just get passed all these pesky Dark Jedi…

Love,
Son