Mom,

I’m emailing you this from an internet cafe in Kashyyk. The Wookies are slightly more friendly than the Selkath, but their cuisine leaves much to be desired. Hair in everything!

I met a really nice female named ChewBecky. Here’s a pic:

I also made friends with a local Jedi named Jolee. Despite his name, he assures me he’s all man. Here’s a picture of us outside a local restaurant. Unfortunately, we were both suffering from what they call “Wookie’s Revenge”

That same night, Jolee and I were introduced to Minny Flosswalker; the smallest Jedi in the universe. She impressed us with her ability to levitate large fruit and heat our coffee with her lightening bolts.

I have to deliver some Tach glands to Tatooine and then it’s off to Korriban!

Love,
Son