Eat My Bond

Posted by Dodongo on Friday, February 4, 2005


Give me some sugar baby.

One more game eats the bomb. Everything or Nothing is finally finished thanks to some encouragement by Jeff.

The last level was annoying. It was way too long with a really unsatisfying final boss fight at the end. The ending was pathetic and failed to tie up any loose ends. It seemed like the developers began to lose interest in the game towards the end. The last few missions lacked the invention and variety of the beginning. They were standard 3rd person shooter type levels with wave after wave of Russian bad guys.

Overall it’s a good game with excellent production values. While the hand to hand combat is awesome, the weapon targeting system is buggy and the mechanical spiders suck ass. Many levels begin with you having to navigate the wobbly spiders through mini obstacle courses to open doors or obtain Bond moments. Some levels even have TWO such “spider missions” at the top so if you keep dying you have these annoying, nit picky spider quests to do before getting back into the action. This is precisely why I put the game away for a while.

Still, missions like the one where you chase down a semi full of explosives on your motorcycle or catch up to a speeding train with your Porsche will have me revisiting the game from time to time. If only they could have maintained that intensity through to the end and given us an ending worth all the early excitement.

Okay, no more posts this week I promise. The next game I have to finish is Star Wars: KOTOR so it’ll be a while…

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Comment by Jeff

2/4/2005 @ 2:12 pm

Tim you’re totally out of control. We need to get you outside. I declare tomorrow morning a geocache morning.

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Comment by TimF

2/4/2005 @ 2:24 pm

That sounds like fun. Maybe we can find my lost social graces, you fuckface.

oops, sorry…

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Comment by Dan

2/4/2005 @ 5:41 pm

I don’t know how far into KOTOR you are or which way you’re swinging but, for the completist, I’d suggest going Light Side first time through. You’ll have a lot more of the side quests open to you than if you go Dark.

Second time through, when you want to go faster because you already know the bulk of what’s going on, go Dark Side and kill all those whiny pricks whose problems you had to solve before.

Definitely worth the second go-round, though. Especially if you’re that fixated on seeing everything the game has to offer. (I love feeding into people’s compulsions!)

Everyone say goodbye to Tim for a while.

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Comment by TimF

2/5/2005 @ 11:42 am

Yeah, that’s pretty much how I do things. That’s how I approached Jedi Knight also. Right now, I’m almost finished with Tatooine and heading for Manaan. My disc is whacky and has trouble with parts of Tatooine so it’s really frustrating trying to beat the last speeder race. It keeps skipping when I try to talk with Motta the Hutt. Anyhow, I’ll probably play the dark side as well if I don’t get started on KOTOR 2 before then.

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