___________Drunk Russian_______________________Fat Samoan_______

___________Bald Turk__________________________Squinty Asian______

____________Oily Italian___________________________Clown_________

If they could figure out a way to make a boxer in a wheelchair, they would. It’s like a cartoon Benetton with the Nation of Clown finally getting recognition.

There are too many different nationalities to post here, but suffice to say that each Punch-Out game has about two black Americans, one white American, and then it’s a racial grab bag. Super Punch Out on SNES takes this even further with the addition of a72 year old Chinaman, a Jamaican, a Japanese Transvestite, a Mexican Wrestler, an Irishman named “Aaron Ryan” and of course, Mad Clown. The only conceivable type of boxer that’s missing is a big Lesbian. We could call her “Butch Dykstra”!

Anyone else got some good stereotypes to turn into boxers? Make sure to give them names.