Guess how long my latest audiobook is?

Robert Jordan has never been a man of few words. In fact, this is book three in a series of NINE! He’s the Square/Enix of fantasy literature in that everything he makes is needlessly long. I had to mention games in here somwhere right? Looks like Far Cry will have to wait until next week. It’s times like these that I feel like I’m working on Sisyphus Ranch; I keep shoveling shit, but the pile never seems to get smaller…