Keeping Russia safe from Kazaa…

If you aren’t playing this game right now, why not? Are you a Commie or something? This game has everything: punching, shooting, rappeling, motorcycles, cars, helicoptors… Plus a scantily clothed Heidi Klum and Shannon Elizabeth!

The missions are doled out in small but very hard pieces . You’ll find yourself doing some ridiculous things such as rappeling backwards down an exploding building while killing enemies who are rappeling after you, and driving a motorcycle under a train and grabbing on right before a bridge where your bike tumbles down to the river below. That level so far was the best. You have to catch up to a speeding train and they even let you choose between using the motorcycle or the Porsche! There are a ton of different ways get where you need to go and lots of secret places to explore.

On top of that, there are separate split screen Co-op missions. Jeff and I went through most of the first chapter and got schooled time and again, but we kept coming back for more. The key in this game is finding good cover and flanking your enemies. There are a lot of them at times and you need to find a good place to take them on in small doses or avoid them altogether.

I’m barely into this game and so far it’s extremely well made and addictive.