I’m lost in the slaughterhouse, which sounds like fun, but there are all these methane breathing guards on patrol who want to hurt me. I have to either sneak around them or get behind them and kick their air tanks which chokes them and then propels them into the air. I can’t remember what I’m supposed to be doing here other than staying alive…

In other news, The Memory Effect are playing the Middle East Upstairs this Thursday the 15th at 11:30PM. Come and celebrate the successful filing of your 2003 return with some rock music. Our EP will be on sale for the first time at the show. Members of eatmybomb.com will get a 50% discount when they present their official eatmybomb members card at the merch table. Hope to see you there, don’t forget your cards!