“What I did on my vacation” by Chris L.

This past holiday, I took a lovely vacation through Europe on a special “Call to Duty” travel package. The trip started rough, as there were some technical difficulties at the airport. The ground crew got us underway eventually though, and I landed in France just in time to catch some celebratory fireworks. Some rowdy friends of mine wanted to join in the fun, so we let off a few of our own.

We left France and headed for Russia by car (my buddy Jeff slept most of the way). It turns out Stalingrad took a page out of Boston’s tour guide, so we all took a Duck tour over the Volga where we were boarded by cheerleading pirates! We took care of them, though. Afer seeing the sights we bid the Russians “dos vidanya”

Leaving Russia for Germany, we chanced upon some hungry Germans. We fed them an American dish called “bomb.” It was tasty. Sleeping accomodations in Germany left something to be desired, so I ended up staying with my buddy Will. After seeing lovely Germany, I caught a flight home.

And that’s how I spent my vacation.