FPS as laxative?
Hey everybody! Now that my album is finished and soon to be mastered and sell millions worldwide, I’ve had some time to eat bomb. My current dishes are Myth 2, Syberia, Warcraft 2 expansion, and Return to Castle Wolfenstein.
Let’s talk about that last one. First of all, the graphics are so smooth that it actually makes me nauseous. Secondly, this game requires a bed pan (I got a Belkin bed pan on Ebay for cheap). I was happy killing Nazis left and right and stealing their stolen relics. Then all of a sudden I’m in a tomb and zombies are busting out of the walls and throwing fire at me. I was never a fan of haunted houses or fun houses or houses with things that jump out at you. So I find myself crippled and walking around like Mr. Burns after playing this game because it freaks me out. The upside is that I’m more regular.
Right now I’m outside the tomb thankfully. I’ve just self destructed the rocket that was meant to deploy chemical weapons to London and am on my way through the air base. But I’ve got a feeling I’ll be underground again soon. So it’s plenty of cheese for me and $40 an hour for my nurse.
BTW - does anyone know if you can take snaps in this game? I haven’t found a way yet.