Hey everyone, I found this great new game I’ve been playing. It’s from this company called Adobe. The game’s name is Photoshop. It’s wondrous. Every time you get to a new “level”, you get a progress bar for about 3 or 4 minutes. There’s this really hard level where you’re given an enormous, hairy, moley woman and are instructed to slim her up and remove her wrinkles. Supposedly there’s another cool game like it called “Word”. I can hardly wait.

I’m starting to become convinced that scheduled gaming time is the only way to go. Are you with me people?