Splatterhouse
This week, I’ve revisited an arcade classic. It’s not a classic from your arcades or mine but the arcades of Japan. Japanese arcades are the kind of place where it’s normal for a game’s protagonist to wear a hockey mask and bludgeon fleshy beasts to “save the day”. The game makes no sense, the story makes no sense, Japan makes no sense. I give you the screenshot to decide for yourself.

Home Run!