My “American” Wedding

Posted by Dodongo on Tuesday, September 9, 2003

Want to know why I’m not gaming? It’s because I’m getting married on the 20th and am frantically putting together a freak show of a ceremony with my fiancee Jessica. Fellow editors Jeff and Will will be in attendance and will join us at our honeymoon Cape Cod beach house for some hard core drinking and debauchery. I’m sure there will be some incriminating photos posted shortly after. For now, here’s a picture of Jess and I at our unisex shower a month ago. You see, Jess’ Mom and Dad (in the middle) surprised us with a Luau complete with ceremonial dead pig (the cake pictured at the bottom - we’re both vegetarians.) What you can’t see is that the pig has a very realistic asshole sculpted into it’s butt. Jess comes from freaky stock. Can anyone guess why I’m marrying her?

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Comment by Ryan

9/10/2003 @ 9:45 am

Tim, just a friendly word of advice from someone who got married last year. At the wedding, less talk with old ladies who you’ll never see again and more eating. Trust me on this one.

Also, in Bills-Patriots II, revenge of the Lawyer, the Bills once again reigned victorious with two interception returns for touchdowns, including, YES, a 105-yarder. The final score: 24-10. I’m ready for Saints-Pats II as well. My prediction for the final score. Pats 172 - Saints 1/2.

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Comment by TimF

9/10/2003 @ 1:39 pm

Ryan, fortunately most of the “elderly fringe” were too elderly to make the trip up to Boston. That’s not to say there won’t be the usual cast of “avoidables” - but I figure most of them will be so shocked and horrified by the precedings and our tattoo wedding rings that they will leave me alone and just nurse their tonic and tonics. Most of them still think Jess and I have saved ourselves and don’t know that we’ve been living together for about six years.

Go easy on the Browns will ya?

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Comment by staque

9/10/2003 @ 9:11 pm

Money!!! You marrying her for the money right?

No?

Spiders?

Flag Football?

S

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Comment by EJ

9/17/2003 @ 9:24 am

Eat some meat you wussy

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