Duriel is a bad motherfucker. Word has it, he’s the hardest boss in Diablo II, and he’s only in the second act! Which means he’s got bad people skills too. Otherwise, he would have been promoted by now. Too late though. I killed his ass and fed his pus ridden corpse to the maggots:

Brixtone had warned me about this guy and had me nice and scared. I leveled up to 26 which was pretty high for Act 2. It wasn’t as bad as I was prepared for, but I still had to escape through the town portal , resurrect my hired help for 4K, and stock up on potions about 5 or 6 times. I died once, but was able to sneak in, grab my stuff from my corpse, and escape through the portal before dying again. Now I’m on to Act 3. This one will have to wait until after I move…

This guy’s farts smelled minty