In case you missed the subliminal message…

Posted by Dodongo on Tuesday, May 1, 2007

Yeah! Suck my jagon!

EVE Online has recently launched a banner campaign featuring attractive women in various poses with spaceships. It’s all in an effort to lure the elusive female demographic to the male dominated space MMO. It’s too early to tell, but in my opinion I think these ads hit the nail on the head.

EVE hope this latest campaign can bridge the female population gap it has with its competition, specifically that other Eve Online

4 Comments »

Comment by Ruckus

5/2/2007 @ 3:27 pm

Man, “ecofeminism”? Madness. If I had a Persian nearby I’d kick him in the chest.

Besides, you shouldn’t read too much into the add; maybe they’re targeting that critical “hot-dog eating” demographic. They’re probably at home right now saying, “That reminds me of eating a delicious hot dog. I should grill a wiener and try this ‘EVE’.”

Comment by Dodongo

5/2/2007 @ 6:40 pm

What keeps bugging me is that she looks like she’s reaching out with her right arm, but it’s oriented with her nails pointing up which means she’s either wrapping her right arm around backwards or holding it with her left hand. If she’s holding it with her left hand it begs the questions “What is she doing with her right hand”; to which I would respond, “tickling the cargo bay”

Comment by Tritone

5/2/2007 @ 8:18 pm

I know EVE is supposed to have pretty sick grafix and all, but that is an awful rendition of galaxy NGC3672. Jeesh. It looks more like NGC2214. You’d think they’d do some research.

Comment by Scrimpnut

5/2/2007 @ 9:00 pm

Enjoy your tetanus, you whore.

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