Comment by Dodongo

4/30/2007 @ 5:01 pm

I’d like to thank the Academy, my wife Jess, and my lord and savior Jesus Christ without whom I would not have been able to beat all of those video games.

Suck it Satan!

Comment by Denalan

4/30/2007 @ 11:35 pm

Several of this year’s contestants finished not even one game as they were too busy standing in the auction house.

Auction House == web sites, podcast, significant others, UT 2004, Noro Virus, and day jobs. Though for me the problem was I never got past one of the final levels in Trauma Center DS–that is one helluva tough game at the end.

Comment by Tritone

5/1/2007 @ 12:39 am

My bad. I guess I misunderstood the rules. I thought our list was of games we WOULDN’T be playing. So instead I played Supreme Commander, C&C3, GRAW2, Gears of War, God of War 2, Vanguard, LOTRO, and Shivering Isles. Oh, and Black, Medieval 2, Company of Heroes, 1701 AD, Dawn of War, and Guild Wars: Nightfall. What was I thinking?

Comment by Scrimpnut

5/1/2007 @ 10:12 am

SHENANIGANS I claim! I must refute this year’s winner of Winter Games 2007. I smell something foul in the air and it’s the stench of nepotism! We always suspected something more than just the original RA to Resident relationship that Brixtone and Dodongo once had but now, they’ve gone over the line. How else to explain this year’s winner? I find it no coincidence that all of Dodongo’s games were solo play and thus their completion not verifiable by the Eat My Bomb Regulatory Commission. Sadly, it has come to this. All Winter and Summer Games competitions in the future will have to be played with a live web cam over the shoulder of the gamer for true verification of completion. That, and to make Devil’s Advocate think twice about visiting all those “research” or “boobie” sites.

Comment by Brixtone

5/1/2007 @ 1:14 pm

UPDATE

An investigation has been launched to look into alleged use of performance-enhancing drugs in this year’s competition. Please send your cups of urine to the EMB labs immediately.

Comment by Dodongo

5/1/2007 @ 5:10 pm

Hey man, that guy at the 7-11 told me Red Bull was made from flax seeds!