Next up on the list is Splinter Cell. We’re talking pure crack here folks. Looks great, plays great, and you can throw cans around. That’s what I’ve been looking for in a game. Can throwing.
I’d like to point out that Sam Fisher has recently knocked out everyone in the CIA. Everyone. I wonder if anyone at the CIA is playing this game at home and coming back thinking about knocking out his office mate. I would.
Comment by Fluntycakes
5/31/2003 @ 3:09 pm
Slebap! Lord help me if I ever got my hands on some sticky shockers. Here’s a checklist:
1) go to work
2) throw can from dark corner, causing coworker to turn around
3) sticky shocker away!
4) enjoy grand mal seizures
5) rinse and repeat
Also as a second note, the gaming team here has perfected the Splinter Cell carry in real life, proving that a 130 pound chemist can carry 180 pounds of immobile chump.
Comment by Mike
6/1/2003 @ 6:52 pm
1. Someone plays Splinter Cell
2. They get the idea that someone could knock out the CIA on their own.
3. CIA misses intel on terrorist attack headed for Waltham.
4. Terrorist reach Waltham and destroy Praecis.
Company’s fucked.
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